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		<title>[reviews] Ninja Assassin (2009)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[summary: It delivers.
rating: kicking someone in the face / 10
You know how the only thing strong enough to cut diamonds is other diamonds?  Well, the same is true for ninjas.  I went to see Ninja Assassin with the expectation of just seeing a ninja beat someone up without any real plot.  I was not disappointed.
SPOILER [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[reviews] New Moon (2009)</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=950</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/new-moon-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Summary: New Moon, the second movie in the Twilight saga, will likely satisfy dedicated fans and tweenage girls, but will leave everyone else wishing they had that 2:10 of their lives back.
Score: Jean Shorts/10
Before we get to the review, I have to point out that I was actually surprised by Twilight, the first movie in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[reviews] Paranormal Activity (2009) vs The Fourth Kind (2009)</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=946</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/paranormal-activity-2009-vs-the-fourth-kind-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Eeeeep!!&#8221;
(look over at my girlfriend next to me and the pathetic look she&#8217;s giving me)
&#8220;&#8230;..Psssh&#8230; &#8217;snot scary&#8230; Totally lame actually&#8221;
(settle back into chair uncomfortably)
This was me while watching both Paranormal Activity (PA) and The Forth Kind (TFK). I&#8217;m the kind of guy who enjoys being scared. The slew of &#8220;scary&#8221; Hollywood movies that have been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[reviews] Scott Kurtz&#8217;s Open Letter</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=940</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/scott-kurtzs-open-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Snarky Reviewer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Scott&#8217;s Letter Can Be Found Here

A+
A win for Snarksters everywhere.  I commend you, Scott Kurtz for your incredibly snarky review of a convention invitation.  My favorite part?
&#8220;Dear Larry,
First of all my name is not Kurt. It’s Scott. Scott Kurtz. It’s written right there in the email you just pretended to send me.&#8221;
Once again&#8230;
A+
More [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[reviews] Frank&#8217;s Red Hot (Cayenne Pepper Sauce)</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=936</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/franks-red-hot-cayenne-pepper-sauce/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Summary: Frank&#8217;s Red Hot cayenne pepper sauce is the perfect way to give you food a little extra kick in the tail without fear that you&#8217;ll burn a hole through your tongue.
Score: Hot, but not trying to prove anything / 10
Frank&#8217;s Red Hot cayenne pepper sauce is one of the few products that truly delivers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[reviews] Sum 41</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=931</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/sum-41/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Snarky Reviewer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Sum 41,
Let me start off by thanking you for taking my advice several years ago and simply “going away”.
I must, however, request you remove yourselves from my subconscious so you no longer pop into my mind once a year.
Formally yours,
The Snarky Reviewer
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		<title>[reviews] Tyler Perry</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=907</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/tyler-perry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Snarky Reviewer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Dear Tyler Perry,
I Can Do Bad All by Myself, House of Payne, Madea Goes to Jail, The Family That Preys, Meet the Browns, Why Did I Get Married? (2007), Daddy&#8217;s Little Girls, Why Did I Get Married? (2006), Madea Goes to Jail, Madea&#8217;s Family Reunion (2006), Meet the Browns, Madea&#8217;s Class Reunion, I Can Do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[reviews] Brett Favre (2009)</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=903</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/brett-favre-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Snarky Reviewer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Brett Favre,
You are old.  If you&#8217;d like to do something relevant, I suggest you take a time machine back to 2003.  Then get in another time machine and take that one back to 1993.  Also the time machines presumably make you younger and good at football.
Sincerely,
The Snarky Reviewer
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		<title>[reviews] NASCAR</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=893</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/nascar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Snarky Reviewer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear NASCAR,
Driving in circles?  I&#8217;m sorry, I just don&#8217;t get it.
Sincerely,
The Snarky Reviewer.
P.S.  I&#8217;m not sorry.
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		<title>[reviews] Swerving Through Traffic</title>
		<link>http://www.teamhamsterhat.com/reviews.php?id=886</link>
		<comments>http://teamhamsterhat.com/wp/reviews/swerving-through-traffic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Snarky Reviewer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Dude driving a Kia down I-94 at 10:30pm,
You are not a NASCAR participant.  NASCAR events feature none of the following: Kia Spectras, Toyota Corollas, 18 Wheel Semi-Trucks.  Please take this into consideration the next time you&#8217;re about to sideswipe my Corolla with your Spectra to get around an 18 Wheel Semi-Truck.  I also submit this [...]]]></description>
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